July 2010
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
– Chandler Bing.
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“I feel hungover. Not by the fact I drank alcohol last night, but by the fact I...”
– Aaron FitzSimons
An open letter to the fans of the Harry Potter and...
Dear Twihards and Potheads, I am only going to say this once, so listen up: They’re goddamn FICTIONAL, get THE FUCK over it, and get on with your PATHETIC LITTLE LIVES. I enjoy a good book as much as the next man, but I am not going to start a war over who gets my panties wetter, because, and here’s the secret, NO ONE CARES. You know what you could be doing in the time it takes to...
“This is the bit that stuns me. In the last 24 hours, I count 116 videos. Every...”
– Old Spice: Best use of social media yet? - mUmBRELLA
I am 19, going on 26...
Repost this with the subject as:
I’m (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test).
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit/debit card - Debit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You’ve done your own laundry
[x] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think...
